Angsty and Hungry

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-Tina Fey

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newyorker:

Cartoon by Emily Flake. For more from this week’s issue: http://nyr.kr/13bSjbt

My review of a movie you should see!

Real talk time: I am terrified of becoming a crazy cat lady. Mostly because I realized that being a crazy cat lady doesn’t sound that bad. 

They won’t die alone because they have their cats, and also they don’t even have to make arrangements for a funeral plot because their cats will eat them. 

theboredvegetarian:

The Breakfast Club

Kroll Show. Get psyched.

Dear Netflix:

When I discovered that you were making The West Wing available streaming, I was overjoyed. For too long it has been too difficult to watch this wonderful program, bar spending a ridiculous amount of money on the DVDs.

However, after having just spent approximately nine hundred twenty four minutes watching the entire first season of The West Wing, I hate you.

I had big plans over winter break. I was going to write cover letters, and go hiking, and instead I am unable to stop watching President Bartlet and his administration be amazing. So, Netflix, you suck.

Sincerely,

Julia

P.S. I refuse to acknowledge that any future I may have as an unemployed crazy cat lady is in any way my fault.

amyohconnor:

Bill Murray, GQ